9/11: A Conspiracy Theory

by James Corbett    source Corbett Report    September 13 ,2011

Everything you ever wanted to know about the 9/11 conspiracy theory in under 5 minutes.

TRANSCRIPT: On the morning of September 11, 2001, 19 men armed with boxcutters directed by a man on dialysis in a cave fortress halfway around the world using a satellite phone and a laptop directed the most sophisticated penetration of the most heavily-defended airspace in the world, overpowering the passengers and the military combat-trained pilots on 4 commercial aircraft before flying those planes wildly off course for over an hour without being molested by a single fighter interceptor.

These 19 hijackers, devout religious fundamentalists who liked to drink alcohol, snort cocaine, and live with pink-haired strippers, managed to knock down 3 buildings with 2 planes in New York, while in Washington a pilot who couldn’t handle a single engine Cessna was able to fly a 757 in an 8,000 foot descending 270 degree corskscrew turn to come exactly level with the ground, hitting the Pentagon in the budget analyst office where DoD staffers were working on the mystery of the 2.3 trillion dollars that Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld had announced “missing” from the Pentagon’s coffers in a press conference the day before, on September 10, 2001.

Luckily, the news anchors knew who did it within minutes, the pundits knew within hours, the Administration knew within the day, and the evidence literally fell into the FBI’s lap. But for some reason a bunch of crazy conspiracy theorists demanded an investigation into the greatest attack on American soil in history.

The investigation was delayed, underfunded, set up to fail, a conflict of interest and a cover up from start to finish. It was based on testimony extracted through torture, the records of which were destroyed. It failed to mention the existence of WTC7, Able Danger, Ptech, Sibel Edmonds, OBL and the CIA, and the drills of hijacked aircraft being flown into buildings that were being simulated at the precise same time that those events were actually happening. It was lied to by the Pentagon, the CIA, the Bush Administration and as for Bush and Cheney…well, no one knows what they told it because they testified in secret, off the record, not under oath and behind closed doors. It didn’t bother to look at who funded the attacks because that question is of “little practical significance“. Still, the 9/11 Commission did brilliantly, answering all of the questions the public had (except most of the victims’ family members’ questions) and pinned blame on all the people responsible (although no one so much as lost their job), determining the attacks were “a failure of imagination” because “I don’t think anyone could envision flying airplanes into buildings ” except the Pentagon and FEMA and NORAD and the NRO.

The DIA destroyed 2.5 TB of data on Able Danger, but that’s OK because it probably wasn’t important.

The SEC destroyed their records on the investigation into the insider trading before the attacks, but that’s OK because destroying the records of the largest investigation in SEC history is just part of routine record keeping.

NIST has classified the data that they used for their model of WTC7′s collapse, but that’s OK because knowing how they made their model of that collapse would “jeopardize public safety“.

The FBI has argued that all material related to their investigation of 9/11 should be kept secret from the public, but that’s OK because the FBI probably has nothing to hide.

This man never existed, nor is anything he had to say worthy of your attention, and if you say otherwise you are a paranoid conspiracy theorist and deserve to be shunned by all of humanity. Likewise him, him, him, and her. (and her and her and him).

Osama Bin Laden lived in a cave fortress in the hills of Afghanistan, but somehow got away. Then he was hiding out in Tora Bora but somehow got away. Then he lived in Abottabad for years, taunting the most comprehensive intelligence dragnet employing the most sophisticated technology in the history of the world for 10 years, releasing video after video with complete impunity (and getting younger and younger as he did so), before finally being found in a daring SEAL team raid which wasn’t recorded on video, in which he didn’t resist or use his wife as a human shield, and in which these crack special forces operatives panicked and killed this unarmed man, supposedly the best source of intelligence about those dastardly terrorists on the planet. Then they dumped his body in the ocean before telling anyone about it. Then a couple dozen of that team’s members died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan.

This is the story of 9/11, brought to you by the media which told you the hard truths about JFK and incubator babies and mobile production facilities and the rescue of Jessica Lynch.

If you have any questions about this story…you are a batshit, paranoid, tinfoil, dog-abusing baby-hater and will be reviled by everyone. If you love your country and/or freedom, happiness, rainbows, rock and roll, puppy dogs, apple pie and your grandma, you will never ever express doubts about any part of this story to anyone. Ever.

This has been a public service announcement by: the Friends of the FBI, CIA, NSA, DIA, SEC, MSM, White House, NIST, and the 9/11 Commission. Because Ignorance is Strength.

6 Responses to 9/11: A Conspiracy Theory

  1. Kathy Emmer says:

    Absolutely brilliant video I plan to send it out. Make copies of the transcript and share it with people who question why I don’t believe the official story of 911.
    Also check out Doug Henwood’s guest on his KPFA Saturday program at 10 am this last Saturday. I wrote him about his apparent one-sided view and his unbalance choice of guests. I look forward to asking Bonnie Faulkner about him at the Progressive Fest. Maybe Doug will be ther too.
    Also called into the Randi Rhodes show and was cut off by her guest host, David Siroto, when I answered his question as to what I tell my children about 911. After cutting me off he claimed there was no proof to support ‘conspiracy’ theories and apologized to his listeners that I had wasted their time. Then he interviewed Larry Wilkerson and agreed with all Larry said about the lies told to the public.
    At this point the Truth movement has evidence. I want to start exploring who did it and find out what else they have done, and are now doing and planning to do

    • Brian says:

      Really nice to hear from you Kathy,

      I hope you are doing well.

      • Kathy Emmer says:

        Hi Brian,
        I am spending a lot of time putting in a polination garden and listening to interesting podcasts.
        I hope to see you at the Progressives Fest. I have a couple of interesting CDs to give to you.
        I am also interested in following the feedback (and fallout) from the Toronto hearings from last week end. Kathy

  2. Mathew Terry says:

    I have to write ten pages on a conspiracy theory. Since I refuse to write about something as played out as the moon landing, arae 51, or jfk’s assassination (and those topics have already been chosen by other classmates) I need to find an original theory. There has to be information on the subject, hence the term research paper. Also, scientific ideas are ideal, but any creative idea is welcome!

    • Brian says:


      If you want to stun the class with facts and somethong they aren’t hearing about, and you don’t want to cover 9/11 – than research Long Term Lyme Diseaese.

      Long Term Lyme disease is being suppressed by the health insurance companies big time. They have infilitrated the medical boards and keep suppressing the data so good intentioned doctors don’t have the available information to treat or even diagnose patients.

      Start by watching the film Under Our Skin.

      Of course if you want to cover 9/11, I would help you out with some direction and research.

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